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How to eat tofu

Wednesday, April 13, 2005 - Posted by Nana

Today I'm going to teach you how to stuff a big chunk of tofu in your cheek pouch...

First, you have to be a nice girl and make cute faces. After that, Mama will bring you a big piece of tofu because you're so cute (like me).

Grab the tofu with your hands and bite it. Put it in your cheek pouch.

Keep biting and put the pieces on your pouch.

Bite another chunk.

Your pouches will feel fresh. Tofu not only is good for your health, it is also refreshing!

It also tastes good.

Probably your pouches will feel full at this point. Use your other pouch if you have to.

Keep biting.

Finally, grab the remaining tofu and put it on your pouch.

You can now say thank you to your mama and go to your nest and enjoy eating your tofu!

Comments

Serene on Wednesday, April 13, 2005:

I enjoy reading the hamster blogs! Very nice! Entertaining too! Keep it up!
You have one loyal supporter here!
Gambatte!

SOMEONE on Friday, April 15, 2005:

That is so cute!!!You are so cute and cuddly!!!

SOMEONE on Friday, April 15, 2005:

I seriously loved it so much...*sigh*...I wish I had a hamster....

sam irizarry on Friday, April 15, 2005:

You put alot of stuff . I guess it`s
hard work!!!!!!!1111

Ellie on Friday, April 15, 2005:

sooooooooooooooooooooo cute !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!i love her.

Hammy on Saturday, April 16, 2005:

Nice Guide!

Hamtaro on Saturday, April 16, 2005:

Wut does TOFU taste like?

Mable the Mouse on Saturday, April 16, 2005:

Wow, those pouch things are handy, Dude. We don't have pouches. Very cool!

Buddy-s Gal on Saturday, April 16, 2005:

adorable !!!!!!

Kobob on Saturday, April 16, 2005:

You are totally cuteeeeee!!!! i <3 u~i had hamsters and i reallly want them again!!! haha tofu...
=D

johana on Sunday, April 17, 2005:

I know that hamsters do that because I have a hamster too! you are so cute! o oh my hamster is jealous!

by Johana

johana on Sunday, April 17, 2005:

I never knew you have your own website!

by Johana

Hamtaro on Sunday, April 17, 2005:

Then again, what is TOFU made of?
Is it like dough?

matt on Tuesday, April 19, 2005:

THAT IS SSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KEIBA on Wednesday, April 20, 2005:

????? on Wednesday, April 20, 2005:

that is soooo cute!

Sammi on Saturday, April 23, 2005:

Hamsters are sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cute.

L33T Master on Saturday, April 23, 2005:

Sweet!! Your Hamster is cool like mine but mine died a couple of days ago. Sigh. BUt I get a new hamster soon

courtney on Monday, May 23, 2005:

cute as!

hamster lover on Saturday, May 28, 2005:

Looks like she is crazy about tofu arn't you burchito, well you helped my hamster Licorice learn how to eat tofu today, g2g bye bye!!!

jolee spencer on Sunday, May 29, 2005:

thanks for the advice baru cuddle and cutie my girl hamsters love it.

Secret admiror on Sunday, May 29, 2005:

I LOVE YOU BARU ARE YOU SINGLE OH I LOVE YOU

Secret admieror on Sunday, May 29, 2005:

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Secret admieror on Sunday, May 29, 2005:

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Secret admieror on Sunday, May 29, 2005:

kiss kiss kiss
hug hug hug
smooch smooch smooch

Hamtaro on Wednesday, June 01, 2005:

Yo! secret admieror! i don't think baru want's you doing all of that stuff and junk!@!@!@ (is that considered spam!?)

Loreena on Thursday, June 02, 2005:

Great job on the blogs! My hamster is like that, but much fatter...=3

Jessica on Sunday, June 05, 2005:

I think the picture of the hamster that had three leg and said the ugliest hamster,I thought it was mean. You call this a site for people to lean about hamsters.

Jessica on Sunday, June 05, 2005:

I am going to round up a bunch of people and do something about it.

Hammy fan on Friday, June 10, 2005:

ooooooooo mmmmy goood the cutest ever!

Valentine (Valley) the hamster on Friday, June 10, 2005:

Verrry, verrry funny to read! Good pictures!:)

SOMEONE on Saturday, June 18, 2005:

lil fluff balls:} I HATE tofu in soup tho, smells sooooooooooooo icky >_< bleh

flohamster[florence]antwi on Friday, July 29, 2005:

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILOVE HAMSTERS.I THINK THERE CUTE.YOU ARE CUTE TOO BARUCHITO.IN FACT IM GETTING A HAMSTER TOO.PRETTY SOON.I DONT KNOW IF IT IS GETTING A ROOMMATE,BUT YOU ARE JUST CUTE

Bz on Saturday, August 06, 2005:

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM tofo good to eat

Ham the hamster on Friday, August 19, 2005:

Toffu i wonder am I a vegitarian. I wonder if my hamster will be able to stuff tofu in her cheeks. Were do you buy tofu!!!?????

GOT A HAMSTER(SO HAPPY) on Tuesday, September 06, 2005:

OMGOMGOMG!! I NEVER KNEW HANSTERS WERE THIS CUTe!!!!! I NEVER HAD ANY HAMSTERS,BUT AFTER MY PARENTS SAW HOW CUTE IT WAS THEY GOT ME A HAMSTER.. SO THX ALOT FOR THE PIC!!

jesus,terese, and co. on Tuesday, September 13, 2005:

omfg, tofu, aweosme

**************************** on Saturday, September 17, 2005:

i look at this website often 2 see updates and it always keeps me laughing, good jobs on the blogs and u can tell your having a blast and you really luv your hamsters =D, they also remind me alot of my hamster. thanx 4 the laughs, bye =D!!!!!!!!

Angelica on Saturday, September 17, 2005:

Hello! Baruchito! I think you are so cute. You look liike my old hamster Lucky. Unfortunately he died. I've had 4 hamsters. my first one was Twotone, he was black-white-black and he was a boy. My second one was Lollipop, she was brown and she was also the only girl hamster I had. My third and fourth ones were Lucky he was all beige and he was a boy. And my last one was Oreo, and he was black-white-black. they all past-away a few years later and I miss them. I hope that I'll be able to get another hamster again, soon.

piro on Sunday, September 18, 2005:

I don't have a hamster BUT im going to get one very soon and when I do be sure he or she will learn to eat tofu.omg so cute!!!

************ on Sunday, September 18, 2005:

the hamster eating the tofu is nana 1 of barus daughters, u would know that if u read the top of the page

Jenifer on Tuesday, October 11, 2005:

Dear Bruchit how old are you im eight my hamster is a male.He never tries tofu cause he dousnot know what is tofu neighter do i.Say can you be my friend?
I llove you you cute little hamster.Im a female. who is the guy caled Secret Idmirer he almost wrote in the whole. Are you a male or femail? I have a cute hamster hes name is Peanut I love hem he only earts hamster food and seeds bird seeds i want the peaple to see thise cute page oh thaks for the idea im gona print it. O h may i ask you two questions thanks where did you get a girl hamster cause i cant find a female. Can you email me back please. Oh how i love hamsters alot. Need to go to class!! Bye or ill bve late !!

wubbyrox234 on Thursday, October 13, 2005:

i'll make sure my hamster learns this the right way, after all, you are the only one who can do this right without your own help!

sunflower on Saturday, October 22, 2005:

i have the same hamster but i want to get another so i can have some one to play with when i am at school. oh yah that hamster is so cuuuuuuuuuuuuuttttttttttttttttttttteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Matrix Hamster on Monday, October 24, 2005:

Hamsters Are SOOOOO CUTE!!! I HAVE ONE!!! her name is BeBe!!

HAMSTER'S RULE!!!

Ham-Ham Lover on Friday, October 28, 2005:

Tofu! That's sooooooooooo cute!
I like you Baru! You're so funny!
I want a hamster! **SIGH**... I wish
so badly that I have a hamster.
Love,
Ham-Ham Lover

P.S. Baru, Just tell me how much tofu, and I'll take your advise!

wubbyrox234 on Tuesday, November 01, 2005:

i love you nana!!

Eleone on Thursday, November 03, 2005:

those hamsters are sooooo cute ^^ also had a hamster, but he passed away on september 27th U_U I had to go to the vet because he was in coma, and had to sacrifice him. He was so cute and lovely! I want to have another one!

Danii on Thursday, November 03, 2005:

hi, My name is DAnii I have sent an email to my friends about your website I thought it was so good!!

Shanna & Jessica HAMS! on Saturday, November 05, 2005:

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW VERY CUTE!

Kenneth on Tuesday, November 08, 2005:

I like your hamster because it's very cute and funny!I really enjoyed your blogs to!

aciel on Friday, November 18, 2005:

give me a hamster!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!pls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ms.foster on Tuesday, December 06, 2005:

your website is rubbish it does not tell you any thing so i think it is crap

Hammy Boy on Tuesday, December 06, 2005:

I have a hamster but he is not half as cool as yours mine bites all the time and also he growls and screaches all night and it' just a killer hamster, where as your is amazing and totaly WICKED but then a gain i had an old hamster like that but my new ones mad O well *sigh*

Jessica Extreme on Friday, December 09, 2005:

Hey!I have a hamster too!in fact,her name is potato just like poteto he he see the difrence?Before,I had a ham named bijou.Hey hamtaro fans,i just love hamtaro.it inspired me to get a hamster.(Baru looks like my hamsters potato and bijou.i think i could name all hamtaro hams without looking at my desktop.Note:hamtaro fan Much love nickname:Jeahika

Jessica Extreme on Saturday, December 10, 2005:

ms.foster!how dare you say that to baru's website!I think hamsters are awsome . hoever ya are i think you should apologize MR.meanie

HOWS THAT YOU BIG MEANIE

Jessica Extreme on Saturday, December 10, 2005:

oh yeah im not that supr mean jessica at rhe top you gotta belive me !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!i love this website

Pancake the Hamster A.K.A Princess P on Sunday, December 18, 2005:

Oh, yea! Me too! She/he is just plain rood!
How dare ms. foster talk like that about a fellow hamster!
I know you weren't talking to me, but i'm a hamster, too!
*Cry cry cry cry cry!*
See what you did to me? *cry cry cry cry cry cry cry!*
And i have too play at my neighbor's house!
My fur-doo is all messed up now!
*cry cry cry cry cry!*
It took 1 hour of grooming for that!
*cry cry cry!*
You should be ashamed of your self!
My mama will be sooooooo mad at me for my fur-doo!
It took a lot of playing hours up!
*cry cry cry cry!*
HELP ME!!!!!
FIX MY FUR!
Oh, mama! I love you!
Thank you for that la_la_bye!
See you all later!
Oh, i feel much better!
Off to the shower!
*Hum hum hum* Hmmm Hmmm Hmmm!

Pancake-s mama on Sunday, December 18, 2005:

Pancake's mama:Oh! Pancake! You silly hamster!
Pancake:What? You gotta admit, she was kinda rood!
Pancake's mama:Well,you are rite. Okay,then!
Pancake:Yea!
Pancake's mama:Thank you, Jessica! You tot Pancake a very good life lesson, never insult fellow hamsters!

Jessica Extreme on Monday, December 19, 2005:

hey thanks i didn't understand what yuo eggsactly said but yuo welcome pancake's ma.pwees wite back.bye for now.

Jessica Extreme on Tuesday, December 20, 2005:

um.. i haven't read this whole website,but baruchito!i need to know your caring owner's name.if you write, i mean type,back to me i'll be super happy!i can also thank him properly.

Ryan on Tuesday, December 20, 2005:

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Chocolate on Saturday, December 24, 2005:

Wow I'll ask my mama.

trisha on Thursday, December 29, 2005:

how do u know the diffrence in a girl or a boy hamster

trisha on Thursday, December 29, 2005:

how do u know the diffrence in a girl or a boy hamster

Ginger on Thursday, January 05, 2006:

Nana, you're so awesome, my Papa thinks that I look just like you, and Baru, and I agree. I've never tasted tofu before, is it good? reply.

Terese+Jessy on Friday, January 27, 2006:

baruchito and jesus are my fav hispanics ever

Jesus on Friday, January 27, 2006:

this is so cute it makes me want to crap my pants

Jessy on Friday, January 27, 2006:

terese is my favorite aZn evar!!1!!

msc on Friday, February 03, 2006:

that hamster is a big piece of crap and shuld be killed
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RODNEY on Friday, February 03, 2006:

MY NAME IS RODNAY AND I AM GAY
HEEEEEEEE
HEEEEEE
HEEEEEEEE

AJITPAL on Friday, February 03, 2006:

I HAVE SEX WITH MEN AND LOVE PLAYING GAMES AND BUM MARIO AND ZELDA
I ALSO SUCK OFF JAGDEEP

JAGDEEP on Friday, February 03, 2006:

I IS A BAD MAN
I WILL SHOOT U DOWN BLAD
OH CHAKDE PHUTEH

DRAHCIR on Friday, February 03, 2006:

I DONT LIKE AJITPAL HES GAY
I AM ONLY HIS FRIEND SO I CAN PLAY HIS GAMES
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

OPHEAS AND HARRY on Friday, February 03, 2006:

WE ARE IN LOVE
WE HAVE SEX 10 TIMES A DAY
OPHEAS IS A TWO MINUTE MAN
HARRY HAS NO PUBES

jodie wembridge from cardiff on Friday, February 03, 2006:

that is so cute how u do it i got a hamster and i will not handed it beaz he bite me can u help me plzzzzzzz

Manjit on Monday, February 06, 2006:

Jodie Wembridge suk ma dik biatchhhhhh im sooo hornyyyyyy

renee on Wednesday, February 22, 2006:

wow i didn't hamster can eat totu thanks now i can feed my hamster tofu

Charlotte on Wednesday, March 22, 2006:

Im getting a Hamster!

faye on Wednesday, April 05, 2006:

I have to say baruchito is INCREDIBLEY CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

anonymous on Thursday, April 06, 2006:

what a cute hamster ^^. i think your hamster's cage is the one i have for my own hamster!

carmal on Thursday, April 13, 2006:

I never had tofu before my papa never got but im cute too.

tyler is sad on Sunday, April 23, 2006:

omg some of you guys are soooooooooo mean, how dare u insult hamsters, shame shame shame, i used to have a dwarf hamster but my sisters hamster turned mean and literaly ate my hamsters head, cryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy im so sad now, i hate my dumb sis now, grrrrrrrr

tyler is sad on Sunday, April 23, 2006:

THIS IS SO MEAN,,,,, IM SO SAD, actualy i think ill ing the song lonely bye akon, LONELY IM MR. LONELY. I HAVE KNOWBODY, FOR MY OWWWWN (YEA)
I WOKE UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT JUST TO FIND MY GIRL WASNT BY MY SIDE, KEPT KILLIN ME DREAMIN FOR HER SO I HAD TO TAKE ANOTHER RIDE, BACK TRACKIN ON THESE FEW YEARS, TRYIN TO FIND OUT WHAT MAKES THE WORLD GO ROUND...............AH FORGET IT IM LAZY SO I DONT WANT TO SING THE REST, I DO HAVE A GOOD VOICE THO, IM LEAD SINGER OF A BAND CALLED ARMA

tyler is sad on Sunday, April 23, 2006:

TELL ME IF I SANG THE SONG WRONG I HAVMT LISTENED TO IT FOR WHAT SEEMS LIKE YEARS

tyler is sad on Sunday, April 23, 2006:

well i love hamsters but now i have a mouse named squirt but i want to change it o bebe now, thx matrix hamster =>) that smily looks like a hamster dont it hehehehe o ya i also have a ferret named roxy ferrets are real ut snakes with legs look em up on google pics and i have 2 dog chuhaha's i used to have hamsters all the time lol i love em

Sirjana on Friday, April 28, 2006:

Whoever made this site needs help :-)

Sirjana on Friday, April 28, 2006:

I mean seriusly..why?!

tiffany on Saturday, April 29, 2006:

hahahahahahahahahahahaha that is so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

tiffany on Saturday, April 29, 2006:

msc you are a ass! that hamster is the cutest thing in the world, prob cuter than u! lol

koala & mouse lover on Friday, May 05, 2006:

hello, i am 7 years old & my name is neva. i have had 3 mice the 1st one died the other ones ran away. i have had 2 female feeder mice that i saved & a male fancy mouse. but i am soon geting a hamster. i have always wanted a hamster,chinchilla & squirrel. squirrels are so cute!!!!!!!! so are hamsters!!!!!!
fondly,
neva

koala & mouse lover on Friday, May 05, 2006:

<<<< i see you have met my nice twin.

koala & mouse lovers brother on Friday, May 05, 2006:

no!!!!!!!! my sisters are here!!! kick them out !!!!!they ruin every thing!!!!!

pussyman on Sunday, May 14, 2006:

ahhh so cute

Jawsh on Saturday, May 20, 2006:

Wow, I never knew a hamsters cheeks got that big!

koala & mouse lovers brother on Friday, May 26, 2006:

well, jawsh, i think you have never seen a hamster before!

koala & mouse lovers brother on Monday, May 29, 2006:

hey, any body home???? am i the only one here????? **** weeeep**** i feel so lonely!

koala & mouse lover on Monday, May 29, 2006:

dont mind my brother, he's so stupid! he's only 8 & he yells at me!

marco polo on Tuesday, May 30, 2006:

HAHAHAHHAHAHA WHAT A RIDICULOUS WEBSITE

marco polo on Tuesday, May 30, 2006:

HAMSTERS ARE THE SPAWN OF SATAN!!

marco polo on Tuesday, May 30, 2006:

they dont show the next picture where baruchito (which is italian for "i eat hands") mauls that persons hand.

marco polo on Tuesday, May 30, 2006:

i eat hamster sandwiches for lunch every day

marco polo on Tuesday, May 30, 2006:

baruchito is also spanish for "hamster burrito" in case anyone was questioning the motives of the creator of this site..

Tory on Friday, June 16, 2006:

Oh I just love hamsters. I love you Baruchito! I also love my little baby Butterskotch.

Anna & Cherity on Thursday, July 06, 2006:

Anna: Marco Polo, shove it.
Cherity: If you don't like the site, don't come here and ruin it for everyone.
Anna: So, Baru--
Cherity: I LUVE YOU BARU!! HAVE MY HYBRID BABIES!!! X3
Anna: O.o
Cherity: *exited squeal*
Anna: Ooo...kay...anyways, Baru, do you know if toru is okay for guinea pigs, too? I've had it in miso-soup(I am american but I love japanese culture and foods) but Cherity hasn't, so I wanted to know if its okay for them.
Cherity: Oh, and are soybeans alright? Anna says day ish yummeh =3
Anna: Yes indeedy day are. Oh, nd Marco? That so called 'satan' of your's ISN'T REAL.
Cherity: Baru, if you have the time, e-mail me with your response. dankie <3
Anna: To the rest of the archives!

Ald on Saturday, December 30, 2006:

MARCO POLO. GET A LIFE. ALSO, I THINK YOU CANT DOUBLE, TRIPLE, OR WHATEVER ELSE POST. SO, MARCO POLO, SHOVE IT! >:( This cage is the world of hamsterdom.

miu on Sunday, December 31, 2006:

I love this site. It is is funny and cute. And I am very sorry for your losses. Our furry buddies are with us for such a short time. :'(

But it makes me mad to discover there are some jerks who want to ruin the commentary for the rest of us. Trouble makers, just disappear! Nobody misses you!

liza johannesma on Monday, March 19, 2007:

ahh how cute verry sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet love ya

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