I ate the Internet
Or something like that.
I thought that perhaps he lost his Internet while he was playing with me, so I looked on my cage to make sure that it wasn't there. I found sunflower seeds and other smaller seeds, bits of lettuce left from the day before, some corn, and some tissue paper, but I couldn't find any Internets. I think that perhaps Papa's Internet smelled like fruit and I ate it without noticing...
Anyway, it doesn't matter, because now Papa has another one and he can update my website again.
From now on I will be more careful to make sure that I don't eat it again.